☦ ”It’s going to hurt if you keep that up!” He hissed, wiggling around in Lys’ lap until he was comfortable. Ani chomped off a few heads of some poor penguins and elbowed Lysander.
“You’re a wimp, gay man.”
“Hey, hey! Be nice to the penguins.” Lysander didn’t want the to be injured like that—seeing as he made them his and Everette’s mascot practically. He jolted at the elbow that connected with his size.
“This is coming from a man who melts every time he sees shoes, animal cracker’s, or Ake’s cock?”
(Source: the-souleaters)



